Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Why my mom is psychotic:

• she refuses to drive me ANYWHERE because of the oil pricing
• she watches the news 24/7 because of  Katrina (which is really depressing)
• she yelled at me for not putting the dvd back into the case before we returned it (umm... excuse me, but is someone forgetting a certain time when a certain person informed her of this?)
• when we went to boston yesterday, she INSISTED on going into cambridge, because of the shops and then she started saying how great it would be if i got into harvard. yah right mom, like i could even get into harvard, nevermind want to go there. and isn't she forgetting that she went to Yale???

thought of the day- If jack failed his driver's test, then there is absolutely no hope for the rest of us.